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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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