- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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