- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did you poop because you are a poop

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??