Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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