A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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