- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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