what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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it was all Tagart

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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autistic kids rock

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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