- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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