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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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