How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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