- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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