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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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