- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's 9+10? 19

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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