- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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