- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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