- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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