- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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