- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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