Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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