- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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