Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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