Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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I'm so punny.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Hello

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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