like if your cool

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Bitch

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Anti Joke

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