- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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