- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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