- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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