- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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