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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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