A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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