How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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