- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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No your aunties a joke

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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