- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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