A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A black person dies.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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