- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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