- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

My mom

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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