what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops