- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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