- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A miserable man committed suicide.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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