- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You know what's cool? Yep.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

your no better than a cockroach

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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