Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Okay.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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