- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Equal rights!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

womens rights

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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