- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

So this guy was making a sandwich...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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