- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Allah walked into AK Bar

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

the economy.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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