- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Read a Book.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's one plus one? two.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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