How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

12 in general

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What is white and black and red all over.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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