A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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