- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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