Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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