- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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