- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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