Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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jews

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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