I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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