- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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