- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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