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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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