- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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