- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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