Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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