- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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