- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

womens rights.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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