- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Eric is gay Ha

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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