- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A miserable man committed suicide.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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