- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Phew... it's gone.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Cancer

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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