- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

guy walks into a bar, ouch

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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