What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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