What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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