- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??