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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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