- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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A man did not like this site

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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