- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

God is real.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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