- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A man did not like this site

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My cat just died.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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