Brain fart

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats black and strange a paki

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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