Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...