- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How old are you? 7

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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