- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

whats white jizz

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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