- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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