- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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