- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

your life

Eric is gay Ha

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