Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Japan

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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