what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Yellow People !!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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