Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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