Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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