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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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