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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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