How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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