- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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