- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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