Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Pickle

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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