Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A pope meets another one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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